Use these commands to pickup on UNIX savy women. Make sure you have proper permissions before executing these.
ls -l /dev/love
date
rm -f pants && cat me | you
ssh -R 69:127.0.0.1:22 me@you
chown me you
!
sudo you luv me
cd ~you
while (`true`) do echo Love; done
mknod you c 69 69 me
echo "Wanna go out?"; read date; echo $date | sed s/no/yes/i
echo "Wanna go out? | yes
chmod 69 ~you